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今晩は宮本がお送りします。

明日、あさっては久しぶりにやります。

TOTO新居浜ショールームで、

リフォーム相談会。

TOTOのショールームって、ほんとキレイなんです。

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こんなキッチンや、

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こんなトイレや、

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こんなお風呂や、

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こんな洗面化粧台が、

た~っくさん、ずらーっと並んでるんですよ。

見にきたら欲しくなっちゃいますけど。

新居浜、西条で水廻りリフォームをお考えの皆様、

この週末はTOTOショールームで、

幸せな時間を過ごしましょう。








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